Maybe that title is a bit harsh? I only say it because she was a goody goody Christian with all her high and almighty values but come university time, she ran amok. Oh yes AMOK!

This only shocks me since she lost in touch with all our mutual school friends and three years later I receive a wedding invite and an hours worth of gossip from my best friend whose also her close friend since they have mutual male friends. I hate their male friends, looks of 30 years olds but brains of an infant...between them.

So apart from the hassle of getting to Gilford, a trip via car means it's wayyy too far out of London and one must invest in a drop dead dress in case of the unlikely event of eye candy lurking about. The brides taste in men is less that to be desired but hey the groom looks someone 'happy' in their photo so maybe a sense of humour is available for wit to bounce off. Seriously need something to distract me fromthe school girl bitching that will commence when the whole HTC crew turn up.

Checklist:

-Dress - ordered but not arrived...i may need a backup plan incase it dosent not arrive.
-Present - ordered from the most expensive/drab department store. Why she did a wedding list with House of Fraser I will never know?
- makeup - i need to figure what dress I'm wearing and figure out what paint to slop on - my old stuff just melts off me these days.
- fantastic hair - naturally darling
- Sanity - I'm going to be traveling with the hard party goers so i'm going to be the brains of the operation or else we ain't getting to the church!

I don't get it, at first Obama makes a BIG point his dad was Muslim but he ISN'T. So far as to refuse to sit near hajab wearing ladies. I got quite annoyed by that. He then announced if he won presidency, he would withdraw help to Pakistan because these countries should fight their problems amongst themselves.

Sounds like America to ignore or make things worse *rolls eyes*

However, as soon as he did become president...his first interview was with an Islamic TV channel, in which he declared that his Muslim middle name (Hussein) be acknowledged as part of his name. WTF?

Make your bloody mind up old chap, you want the Muslim votes now? It's hypocrisy if you ask me. Now apparently his first lady is pregnant. When did he get the chance to launch his missile? It's all a bit bizarre a man of this stature having time to get up to shexay time at a time like this...but then again he is a bloke so good for him, I bet he'd like a son.